I've got a new one.

I was going 60 today in the right hand lane (55 mph). Woman behind me decides to pass, so I'm ok with that, I'm in no hurry to get to work.

She waves when she cuts in front of me as if to say "thanks" and I figure she just was in a hurry to get on the highway.

But then the psycho slams on her brakes and makes a hard right for a drive thru espresso stand.

I was fuming. I still cannot believe she needed her espresso that bad that she couldn't stay behind me for half a mile...especially when I was going 5 over the speed limit.