*warning: this post contains control-freak boyfriends, a small bit of immaturity and some not-nice pranks*

One of my employees, that I also count as one of my friends, has an very controlling and jealous boyfriend. He is already given her such a hard time for having male co-workers and *gasp* a male boss, because ya know that's her "fault" and somehow "not right"

Step 1. Call her cellphone at times we know she is with him

Step 2. Give her a ride home and introduce self to family (only after boyfriend stated he's "too tired to drive" when she calls)

Step 3. Go out to dinner with her and her friends, call boyfriend for no reason and casually let slip who she's with

Step 4. Throw her a small birthday party, absentmindedly forget to invite the boyfriend

Step 5. "Accidentally" run into her and boyfriend while they're shopping and make self a 3rd wheel

Step 6. Open doors and buy lunch for her while being obnoxiously friendly and polite with her while performing step 5

Step 7. Answer her cell phone everytime he calls her at work

And last night we topped it all off with this...

Step 8. Using a sharpie marker write on her stomach and lower back all three of our names along with "was here" with an arrow pointed downward, then all three of us sign our names and write a brief message for him. I can only imagine his reaction when seeing that...

Oh man pretty much her entire midsection was a scribble of marker writing... it was friggin hilarious. Waiting to hear tonight what came of that. I am going to try real hard to get some pictures of what was written on her when I see her again.

Sorry for the low maturity level of this guys, but if you knew this jerk you'd see why we had to do it