#204671 - 08/03/05 03:42 PM
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To be a daddy... My beloved wife made me a joke telling me she was pregnant, at the beggining i didn't believe at all, but she continue so seriously that i end believing her...and she laugh at me. of course my nervs were destroyed. What kind of revenge would you recommend...
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#204672 - 08/03/05 04:04 PM
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Wow, that's kind of a mean joke.
Do something to her VW.
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#204673 - 08/03/05 04:27 PM
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Tell her that she's going to be a mommy.
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#204674 - 08/03/05 04:32 PM
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Whatever it is, it has to be really mean. That was harsh.
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#204675 - 08/03/05 04:43 PM
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That was way harsh. It's not cool to joke about something like that. The first time my wife told me that we were going to have a baby I was floored. I was just sooo excited. BTW...I'm excited again! My wife just found out that she's expecting our second. As far as revenge...I don't even know where to begin. Keep us posted on what you do and her response.
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#204676 - 08/03/05 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by Caesar: BTW...I'm excited again! My wife just found out that she's expecting our second. Congrats Caesar!!!!!!
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#204677 - 08/03/05 05:13 PM
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Ok, i'll let you know
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#204678 - 08/03/05 05:58 PM
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That's absolutely awful. However, I would -not- suggest trying to get revenge. End the cycle before it starts! Just sit her down and tell her that was not a cool thing to do, and you're not happy with her. Just don't start throwing things back and forth at each other. :x Be civilized about it, I'm sure you guys can work this out.
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#204679 - 08/03/05 05:59 PM
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Alex, tell her your girlfriend is pregnant and she needs your support to raise the baby.
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#204680 - 08/03/05 10:22 PM
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Originally posted by Austin G T P: Alex, tell her your girlfriend is pregnant and she needs your support to raise the baby. If you do this, we must request hidden camera footage. That would be priceless.
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#204682 - 08/04/05 12:18 PM
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Well i'm being civilized, i'm not upset. Yesterday she told me before anything, when we met at home, "please don't do nothing to my New Beetle, if you do this i'll kill my self"...jajajaof course she is kidding, don't you think i married a crazy girl...but i start to manage panic to her...i told her, expect the unexpected...and any time i move she is looking at me...jajaja, hope this not end on newspapers...
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#204683 - 08/04/05 12:29 PM
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Hhhmmm... her New Beetle is her weak spot.... Makes me think about all the things that can be done...
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#204684 - 08/04/05 12:44 PM
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I rescind my statement, just a little. Enough to tell you to put a big Honda sticker on it somewhere!
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Originally posted by HercMan: Sounds like corrosion has had it's way with your nuts.
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#204685 - 08/04/05 12:45 PM
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Revenge is to actually get her pregnant.
Better revenge is to get her pregant w/ someone else egg. When the child is 18, show her the DNA tests.
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#204686 - 08/04/05 12:47 PM
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How about drawing some false scratches to her car??
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#204687 - 08/04/05 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by TastyBake: Revenge is to actually get her pregnant.
Better revenge is to get her pregant w/ someone else egg. When the child is 18, show her the DNA tests. Jajajaja, you are sick, but it sounds good...jajajaja
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#204688 - 08/04/05 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by framos242: Hhhmmm... her New Beetle is her weak spot....
Makes me think about all the things that can be done... Check out this site: Some Adult Content on this site, no nudity... http://www.pissedoffpete.com/ Get some of those stickers and scotch tape them to her car.
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#204689 - 08/04/05 08:48 PM
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or you can take out one of her fuses in her car so it wont start, just leave it there for a day or 2, make her take a taxi or something
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#204690 - 08/04/05 11:28 PM
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Buy an extreme amount of decorative beads, or something round and lots of it. Then crack one of her window open and completely fill her car with them, to the top. OR (and i can't remember who came up with this idea on the board) you can wire her horn to the brake (or brake lights).
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#204691 - 08/04/05 11:35 PM
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thats pretty cool bout wiring the the horn to the brakes, lmao, were can i find how to do that, i would love to do that to my brothers car i cant stop laughing thinking about
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#204693 - 08/05/05 06:45 PM
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hahaha im gonna do it to my brothers car hahahha i just cant stop laughing
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#204694 - 08/08/05 01:19 PM
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im sure you can get the keys to the car, well in the middle of the nite just move to car down the block or somewhere where it wont be seen from the house and make her sweat it out like it was stolen. my dad did that to for april fools day. boy was i pissed.
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#204695 - 08/08/05 07:37 PM
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yeah ive done that to my my mom, she slapped me for doing it, cuz i was 14 and i moved the truck
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#204696 - 08/10/05 06:01 AM
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The best revenge is subtle ,you should have said oh thats nice your pregnant but did'nt I mention that I have a vasectamy 2 years ago.
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#204697 - 08/10/05 08:30 AM
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Originally posted by Chico: The best revenge is subtle ,you should have said oh thats nice your pregnant but did'nt I mention that I have a vasectamy 2 years ago. Classic...
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#204698 - 08/11/05 08:11 PM
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Sam Kinison had a "revenge" bit in one of his early comedy routines (if you're old enough to remember.)
You might remeber the loud "BOOP" noise that he made. Followed by "Sorry, I didn't mean to do that..."
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#204699 - 06/06/08 10:17 AM
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I can't believe this hapened 3 years ago, I can't even remember what I did for revenge...but is amazing how while I'm older, time goes faster. And we keep on posting here...
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