ok.. ive actually got one that tops them all. I was going home from work back when i worked in advance auto, back then I had my olds cutlass calais. I also had neon in that car, but it liked to wiggle and go out every now and then. I was at a stop light and reached under to fix it. After I turned the next light down, a cop pulls me over and gets all serious "so... why'd you reach under your dash?" I laughed my ass off, prolly why he made me get out of my car so he could search. Of course.. there wasnt even a razor blade in the car. He took off and looked pretty disappointed 15 minutes later. He then closed my door with the engine running... the door was locked (dont ask me how. friggin pig) but luckily the trunk wasnt fully closed. Ever try to get through the trunk of one of those cars? it wasnt easy at all... half hour later.