MMMM, pancakes with everything on it, thats my style right there Rick.

Years ago my wife was boiling water for something started doing something else. Next thing we know the smoke alarm is blaring and the bottom of the cheap aluminum pot had melted away. Aluminum all over the burner and stove.

yeah, I know they have makers out there for that, but that's laziness. Laziness tends to not taste as good.

loaded pancakes...love it. She laughed at that, as well.

Dude, Herc, your wife slagged a cookin pot? That's funny. I wonder: have you let her live that one down yet? I wouldnt have. lol.

You sir have placed yourself in an ominous position...by revealing your brides mishap in the kitchen (btw that close up shot looks like something off the medical shows on Discovery channel)...I'm quite sure she will now be on the prowl for your next screw up.

I will be trolling youtube to watch for vids of spilling paint,accidentally shooting ones own car/tires, any small electrical fire or the eventual set of bleached spotted or shrunk fatigues

(this could get entertaining)

but she shouldnt feel quite so bad...I'm sure if the internet had been available back when I almost set the kitchen on fire by over toasting a package of Pop-Tarts, my ex-wife would have posted that sucker up in a heartbeat.

(who'da thunk a pop-tart could turn a toaster into a portable blow torch?...underside of the cabinets...kitchen curtains...it was ugly and fast...big reason I now have a toaster-oven instead of the slotted variety)

LMAO!!! That would bite, but I woulda posted that up REAL quick, too.

Dude, she would SO post up if I had messed up my ACUs or Class As or Dress Blues. Matter of fact, so would I. I wash all my Army gear in cold water and Woolite, so if I shrink or bleach them, it would be a drastic, if not catastrophic. Matter of fact, the pants and jackets of my Class As and Dress Blues are dry clean only.

Given all that, it's only a matter of time before she does have something to come on here and post.

Wow, Rick, those pics are HUGE.

i was about to say the same thing, so did you ever get laid that night since posting this?! lol

I dont think I'll be getting laid for the next month over this...

lol everyone make a mistake. Last week, I was very tired from work. I cook the taco shell for my dinner. I'm not fan of fast food so I'm big home dinner guy. I was thinking wrong temp. Tombstone pizza is 400 temp. Taco shell supposed be 325 temp. After 6 minutes over, I'm ready to take shell out of oven. I saw brown/black taco shell. I just like what the? I looked at temp that say 400. I just like duh me why did I think pizza instead taco? lol

I ate ground beef, lettuce, sharp chedder and salsa without shell. Oh well accident happen. lol

Oh you forgot remove blue sticker out of stove company logo.

eh, not my house, I'm renting.

taco salad without the bowl? Sounds good.

Ahhh I see. Yes, I use taco salad because of my burn shell lol.

If my wife did that, not sure I'd make such a big deal out of it, yours wasnt throwing backdraft-style flames out the oven. My wife's was. That and this is just one more way to play a practical joke on her.

Darlin, I love you.

If any of you ever get a chance, get her to make her holiday-season beef roast, any one of her breads, her spaghetti, her sweet tea, or her breakfast burritos. She is also pretty good at cookies, cakes, and pies.

My wife said to inform you that various different cheeses possess different thermodynamic qualities...with Muenster being the most volatile. She said her grandfather used to love Muenster cheese melted on toast and routinely filled the lower floor of the house with smoke from the flaming cheese left in the toaster oven too long. She speaks from hard experience. I can tell that his is a sensitive area because if I make cheese toast and the melting cheese drips off into the catch pan, I quickly get the grandfather story between the eyes...as well as an invitation to scour the catch pan.

i would eat that... pshhhh lol

thats just what i needed to look at to put off lunch, haha