#196177 - 12/03/04 10:52 PM
GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Well......It's been another year...was looking through and had to blow the cobwebs off....
Figured all the people that weren't around last year may wanna see it... Enjoy
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, was a Pontiac GTP and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this black Grand Prix, even with it's Eaton blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The GTP next to me erupts in clouds of front tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that supercharged V6 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My rear view mirror is blocked by my three foot wing,
I now hear the roar, of that supercharged V6 gaining, It is all I can do to keep this four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, all things of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they got smaller, The driver backs off just long enough to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says waving, "You may not win any at all in that silly little thing"
I smile and revved my four banger as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow... I'm sure it will be a better night
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#196178 - 12/03/04 11:10 PM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 05/23/03
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Loc: Austin, TX
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That's funny.
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Bobby Died 5/1/08, resurrected 5/15/08 ASCD SD hood, 17" Bullitts, Overkill PCM, 3.4" Pulley, NGK TR55IX, K&N 9" cone filter, JimmyC D/P, U-bend removed, Flowmaster 40 series, Hooker big bore tips with resonators, S/B brake lines, drilled/slot rotors, GMPP handling kit, KYB struts, F&R strut supports, HID's, LED's, 2.5" Air Dam, red GTP overlays on custom badges, white rear insert.
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#196179 - 12/04/04 02:16 AM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 12/01/04
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Loc: Colorado Springs
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That was tight. I got t get a copy and take it to work. Those rice bangers are gonna be pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#196180 - 12/05/04 06:59 PM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 03/11/04
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Loc: Virginia
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I did a little editing...see what you guys think of my rendition..
A GTP Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and I got caught at the light, next to a Grand Prix GTP and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this Grand Prix, even with it's Eaton blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The GTP next to me erupts in clouds of front tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that supercharged V6 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My rear view mirror is blocked by my three foot wing,
I now hear the roar, of that GTP gaining, It is all I can do to keep this four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, now things of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they got smaller, The driver backed off just long enough to give me a holler,
"You can't win 'em all," he said with a wave, "But maybe a bigger wing will make the power you crave"
I smile and revved my four banger as he pulled out of sight, Oh Santa please bring me nitrous so I can put up a fight!
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#196182 - 12/06/04 11:04 AM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 07/15/04
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Loc: Chicago, IL
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DHP V1.0, Slotted rotors, S/S Brake Lines, Custom CAI, GMPP Handling Kit, KYB's, Jimmy C DP (U-Bend delete w/ Hi-flow cat), Flowmaster Super 40's, drilled 180° T-Stat, Alt. Rewire & Alt. Voltage Booster Combo, 605's, ZZP Motor Mounts
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am NOT mad!" - Dali
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#196183 - 12/06/04 11:56 PM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 04/15/04
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Loc: Evansville, IN
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SUWEET!
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2006 GT!!! Yay my first supercharged car!
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#196184 - 12/06/05 11:37 PM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 07/03/04
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Loc: Georgetown, Texas
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TTT back from the 16th page
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#196185 - 12/07/05 12:00 AM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Good call.
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Bobby Died 5/1/08, resurrected 5/15/08 ASCD SD hood, 17" Bullitts, Overkill PCM, 3.4" Pulley, NGK TR55IX, K&N 9" cone filter, JimmyC D/P, U-bend removed, Flowmaster 40 series, Hooker big bore tips with resonators, S/B brake lines, drilled/slot rotors, GMPP handling kit, KYB struts, F&R strut supports, HID's, LED's, 2.5" Air Dam, red GTP overlays on custom badges, white rear insert.
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#196186 - 12/07/05 08:49 AM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 04/18/05
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Thats funny stuff. edit: where is the GT Christmas song?
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#196187 - 12/10/05 03:38 PM
Re: GTP Christmas Song (It's back)
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Registered: 04/05/05
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Loc: Texas
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I'm getting a copy of that. And yeah, where's our GT song?
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