#198589 - 01/14/08 11:12 PM
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arcxnus and gp gt girl and rebecca dont hate me... i was just posting this that i found on another site... Women figured out...
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#198590 - 01/15/08 02:47 PM
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#198591 - 01/15/08 02:56 PM
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LOL! Those are halarious!
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#198592 - 01/15/08 03:55 PM
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#198593 - 01/15/08 04:13 PM
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Makes sense to me!
My Calculus served me well.
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#198594 - 01/15/08 05:39 PM
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I'm still waiting for the females to chime in. 
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#198595 - 01/15/08 05:46 PM
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Kay. I could have sworn it was 'money is the root of all evil', therefore women = evil. But since a man probably wrote that equation, I can see why it's wrong. 
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#198596 - 01/15/08 06:42 PM
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ouch ... hey .... thats not true with all men is it ??
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#198597 - 01/15/08 07:06 PM
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hahaha! thats funny
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#198598 - 01/15/08 07:27 PM
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hahaha
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#198600 - 01/15/08 11:50 PM
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lol
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#198601 - 01/17/08 01:38 PM
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LOL!
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#198604 - 01/21/08 06:09 PM
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#198605 - 01/21/08 06:33 PM
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those are pretty funny... please continue, i'll cook some of my own up...
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#198606 - 01/21/08 07:08 PM
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#198607 - 01/21/08 07:09 PM
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#198609 - 01/21/08 08:13 PM
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Whatever, we have Arcxnus on our side even though she is Female. I've read her past posts, and she says woman are Crazy!
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#198611 - 01/21/08 09:27 PM
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Have to be a big woman for me to hide behind, I am 6'6". I was going to say most of that men crap doesn't apply to me, but I figure I throw out Arcxnus in the conversation here!
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#198612 - 01/21/08 09:49 PM
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I love that Whipped magazine! Hilarious.
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#198613 - 01/21/08 10:03 PM
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Lol, yeah, you won't be able to hide behind me.  I don't hide people anyway, I force them to own up and they hate me for it. Wimminz r crazeh but I is one. Yey.
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#198614 - 01/21/08 10:09 PM
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i love it ...i love women like this ... fisty
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#198616 - 01/21/08 11:19 PM
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LOL i am going to stop now
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#198617 - 01/22/08 10:52 PM
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ive been busy but i'll get some this week...
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#198618 - 01/23/08 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by ThunderBat: women are certifiably crazy...but I offset that with my boyish silliness...which has worked well so far 
(great stuff by the way)...LMAO Well said...
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#198619 - 01/23/08 04:40 PM
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Then again there is the classic Bill Cosby bit... "When I have an arguement with my wife I always come out good and here's why, when we argue I cry first! Then I run to the bathroom and lock myself in. When she asks me to come out I say "Not til you stop being mean to me." Then I come out of the bathroom, run to the phone and call my mother." The funniest thing I have always found about Bill Cosby is that most of his comedy is based on truth. You know the old saying, "The only thing stranger than fiction is the truth." Then I truly dropped my jaw the other day when I saw on Barrett-Jackson the only existing twin supercharged, auto trans Cobra built by Carroll Shelby that was the basis for Cosby's famous comedy routine "200mph" I never though that whole bit was about an actual car! I figured it was based on the Cobra with plenty of exaggeration...it seems he wasnt stretching the truth very much at all. 
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#198620 - 01/23/08 08:21 PM
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maybe i should try that ... i might be able to get my way once and a while lol
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#198621 - 01/23/08 10:44 PM
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#198622 - 01/23/08 10:50 PM
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wow... im out of this fight ... your getting to be on your own buddy lol i dont like my women mad at me lol
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#198623 - 01/25/08 01:02 AM
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#198624 - 01/25/08 11:12 AM
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A quote from a recent new member here:
"heh, I told the wife what I wanted to get..."why can't you just go down to O'Reilly and just use theirs?""
Woman are USERS!
I found this and thought this was a great laugh for both genders!
The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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