Am I too much of a Redneck to actually like this idea?

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Train em go outside. Install small cat door, come go as it wants

Yea but then you have to go find the stuff and clean it up. Or you could be like me when we had a dog (that I didnt want anything to do with). Time to mow the lawn? I'll just mow over the poo and shoot it into the neighbors yard

Find what stuff? Cat piss and poo?
I can't stand going to someones house and I can't hardly breathe cause of the cat litter odor and the owners says the house smells perfectly fine.
I've convinced half a dozen home owners to switch to a cat door, and all have loved the switch.

LOL I like it.

If somebody's house stinks like animal feces/urine, I will avoid coming back at all costs. Not cool!

Very nice idea! My mom has 7 cats. All cats are not from animal place or whatever you usually buy the pet. All the cats are from wild like they are lost or something. No tag on the cats. My mom like to take care of them. Actually, it was 4 cats as normal until 1 cat birth 3 new kittens couple months ago. I told her just sell it. She won't becasue they are too cute. Oh well. She brought ton of cat foods & litter stuffs. I went to basement. I believe I saw 5 litter boxes. Gosh, the smell is awful! I nearly vomit myself. I have to run upstairs to get a fresh air. This cats are indoor/outdoor. She took this cats inside for night only to keep safe like wild animal eat cats.