One of the guys I work with drives a Toyota Celica with a fart can exhaust and a K&N filter (not intake, filter). He told me a while back it can do over 130, and when he bores the engine, it will do over 200.

Whatever. Anyway, the other day, he said the trunk was in the front. I told him I didn't know that, and he said "yea, the engine's in the back, it's RWD."

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So THAT'S why our cars are FWD, the engines in the front!

I will never understand the mind set of Ricers.......... and if there is one thing that buggs me the most is the normal "50hp mufler upgrade" AKA fart can

hmmm how long did it take for him to figure out the engine was in the back?

in response to the above message.... i thought folgers was in your cup i never seen a comercial claiming it could be used as an exhaust to gain 50hp?

LOL, I love that "my mufler adds like 20hp or something" My responce to that ignorant statement is a pat on the head and saying "its ok, they have profesional help for you"

lol ricers. atleast they provide entertainment for people that know better

like there is a kid in my class that swears on his honda ... and he knocks down my gp every day ... and he gutted the car so it was "faster" so there is no ac no cruse or anything its just a car .... so he cuts down my gp ... i told him i will run my gp up his honda any day out there ... then the famous words " just wait until i get my turbo"

I work with a Honda guy too. He brags every week how fast his turbo Honda is. OK, it does run high 12s, but since he has worked here (18 months) I know he has gone thru 2 motors, 2 trans, 1 BOV, 1 turbo, front axles and more. For every day it is at work, it is broke for 5, must be nice living at home with mommy and daddy so you have no bills to pay for the crap you blow up. Everytime he wants to race, I say OK, but to Kansas City and back (400 miles). His car never leaves town cause it won't make it. Gotta love teenage ricers!

Ricers and what even bugs me more is Boyz in the Hood example : there's a player cruisin around Gonzales with what once was a nice 96 Impala SS he now has those goofy looking porthole things on the front fender ,rollin on 20's ,large chrome type lettering along the side with IMPALA SS and to top it off dual E-Bay cheapy muffs sticking out about 4" out the back ,I would like to take the car away from him and beat him with a stick .Chico(pops)

Or better yet, beat him with his muffs...lol

I'll never understand the ricer mindset either...the other day I heard the unmistakable "angry bumblebee" sound from inside my house, as this ricer was revving his engine. I looked outside and sure enough, there's this car, sportin' a blotchy House of Krylon ultra-flat black paint job(night camo), blacked-out windows, with exhaust tips large enough to hide small children in..
He would drive down one side of the street, do a u-turn, and drive back, then another u-turn, etc. This went on for 15-20 minutes. I figured he was a. trying to diagnose a problem (doubtful), b. marking his territory, or c. his car was afraid to drive around the block.
At any rate I found myself praying that his timing belt/chain would let go...

You should have gone outside and started following him around in circles, and watch him unsuccessfully try to get away.

I would have just called the police.... The fart can sound puts me in a murderous rampage!!!

I thought about racing him with my John Deere lawn mower, but it would've been unfair...for him!

I had one guy at work (not a ricer, just a moron with no car) who told me once that he thought my car was RWD because of the way it put him back in his seat when I gave it gas.

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No, that's just inertia, idiot. Newton's laws ring any bells?

haha, i have this kid in my class at school that drives a 2002 ford focus with sparco seats and a big A** muffler and he said hes rnning 11's i laghed and agreed, he asked what mine ran i said i dont know never ran it, he said prolly run like 10's i laughed so hard, and replied yeah if i had 20 grand in the motor and another 4 for a transmisson and he said well lets race this afternoon the the parkway, so we left school and went, i told him, ill give you a 5 second head start, we raced to the bridge that was about 1 mile away, needless to say, i beat him by around 20 cars, haha. he continued to rev his dumb A** bumble bee car and said well man my car was spinning in 4th. i laughed and drove off. if i could i would smack all the dumb kids that think there car is fast by just a muffler and some body kits and seats. its redicouls. overall, i hope all ricers motors blow up. haha.