I was driving my brother and his friend to my brother's house one day after school.
His friend asked why I had all these gauges and switches. My brother's like "dude, he drag races this car, it's fast as heck!"
His friend was like "why, this car isn't fast..."
I turned back and said "you don't think my car is fast?" He said no.
I was doing 30 at the time. Putting the pedal to the floor caused the car to downshift into 1st and just as quickly as it shifted down, it had to shift back up because it was already doing 45mph and 6000rpm.
Obviously, I slowed down right after it shifted.
All my brother's friend could say was "that's not right! holy ****!"