REASONS TO LIKE BEER BY 7 YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked ' what they thought
of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially
touching

7 year old Tim- ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more
beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7 year old Melanie - ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to
watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.

7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer.. My Mom gets
funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad
doesn't think this is very funny.'

7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer
and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other,
which is a good thing.'

7 year old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He
also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.

7 year old Lilly - ' My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the
better he dances.. One time he danced right into the pool.'

7 year old Ethan - ' I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad
drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste
disgusting.'

7 year old Shirley - ' I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to
sleep.'

7 year old Jack - ' My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things
and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad
and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'